The Brohemian Kitchen

A dank bank of gnar nummies and swoll tummies.

Coolio selling royalties to fund cooking venture

I wish I had $150+K just lying around so I could send cease and desist letters to shitty mash up DJs for sampling “Fantastic Voyage,” all in the name of helping Coolio fulfill his dreams.

So apparently Action Bronson is developing a cooking show. If my instincts are true it’ll be the gourmet counterpoint to Rick Ross’ more gourmand stance on cuisine. For a preview fast forward to 2:25 and watch his deft drizzle technique on that rack of lamb.

BBQ Club - First Meeting

Sup nerds, I’m going to be one of three “chefs” contributing food to the inaugural gathering of a yet-unnamed San Francisco BBQ club. Below are the event details and the menu.

Saturday, February 16th at 3pm
816 Alabama Street (at 20th)
San Francisco, CA 94110


  • Brisket
  • Pork shoulder
  • Tongue pastrami
  • Frijoles Rancheros
  • Collards
  • Slaw
  • Mac’n’cheese
  • Potato salad
  • Fried okra
  • Bacon
  • A keg of Speakeasy IPA

Food will be served at 4 sharp so make sure you arrive on time. Donations are encouraged.

Bacon Diplomacy

The nation of Brohemia held its first ever diplomatic gathering a few Saturdays ago with its Divisadero neighbors, Cincinasty’s Mike Winters and Thizzconsin’s Ben Emmrich (of dry ice fame). In lieu of cracking kola nuts, we broke out the Miller High Life and Grizz pooches, and explored ways to improve pork scarcity in the Western Addition of San Francisco. Recent recipients of a windfall of meat thanks to a hog butchery birthday gift the prior Friday, Mike and Ben provided all sorts of cuts - belly, knuckle, loin, picnic - that we smoked to perfection. As you can see from the awkward smiles, it was truly a day to remember.

Cool bro

What a fucking tool

Chick pea curry with okra



  • Okra
  • Onions
  • Chick peas
  • Quinoa
  • Curry
    • Tomatoes & tomatillos, cooked down
    • Black pepper
    • Coriander seeds
    • Cinnamon
    • Cumin
    • Cloves
    • Garlic
    • Peppers
    • Ginger

Crawdads and Grits


  • Crawdads
  • Bacon
  • Grits
  • Butter
  • Parsley
  • Green onions
  • Gruyere
  • Lemon
  • Ginger
  • Peppers
The Captain from Avedano’s: smoked beef heart, pickles, arugula, kraut, etc.

The Captain from Avedano’s: smoked beef heart, pickles, arugula, kraut, etc.